What's up party people, I'm
Christopher Hanson
From Multiple
Suicide Attempts & Jail…
to 9+ Years Sober, Living a Hope-Fueled, Obsessed-With-My-Life Reality
Hope Easy Life
If you’ve already beaten the darkness and you KNOW you’re called to help people… but you’re still playing small, over-giving, and feeling like life passed you by—this is the last page you’ll ever need.
I Almost Didn’t Make It… Here’s What Happened on the Other Side
About Me
I took my last drink and drug over 9 years ago.
I’ve attempted suicide multiple times.
Spent time in jail.
Lost my brother to suicide.
Felt like a complete failure and like life had already passed me by.
Then everything changed.
Today I’m an author of 2—many more to come—books, a music producer of weirdly beautiful weird glitchy bass music, a Bitcoin OG who bought my first coin in 2012, 50k ultra-marathoner, a man of God obsessed with service, and the guy who gets messages every single week that say, “Your story is the reason I didn’t give up.”
I created HopezyLife because I finally understood:
My mess is my message. My scars are my credentials. My pain is my purpose.
And the same is true for you.
You didn’t survive everything just to play small.
Keep scrolling… I’m going to give you everything I used to build a life
that finally feels as light, peaceful, and purposeful as I do on my best days.
The HopezyLife Launchpad™
3 Months Private 1-on-1 Coaching with Me – Only 7 spots per quarter
I help redeemed coaches and purpose-driven experts who are DONE playing small turn their story into a published book, magnetic hope-fueled personal brand, and client-attracting website so they finally land premium clients on repeat and start living the life of peace, purpose, and play they were saved for, in under 90 days.
Bullet-Proof Promise:
Complete custom 7-Stage Hope Easy Launch Plan – your exact roadmap from vision to premium clients ($2,500 value)
High-converting 1-page funnel website built & hosted by me (CRM, payments, automations, AI tools, all integrations) ($4,000 value)
Your published redemption-story book on Amazon (paperback + Kindle), fully done-with-you ($2,997 value)
Done-with-you magnetic messaging, signature content system, and 90-day service-first client attraction plan ($2,500 value)
9 private 55-minute Zoom strategy & implementation sessions ($4,500 value)
Unlimited Mon–Fri Voxer access – direct voice/text support ($2,000 value)
Custom binaural beats + guided meditation suite made just for you ($997 value)
First-Paying-Client Guarantee – I work with you free until you land at least one premium client (priceless)
Total value: $23494
Today Just $2997